Tuesday, 23 July 2013

Time For A Rant Part 1


A blog like this shouldn't do politics. But when politics pushes its idiotic jobsworth foot into the door of a simple hobby that has preceded happy, unhindered and harming no one for a good 70 + years it's probably time to push back.

This morning I went to my local Royal Mail Post Office to post a couple of parcels here in the UK. Surprisingly I was asked to "declare" what they contained and given a leaflet - four pages - of "prohibited and restricted items". Formal customs declarations are required for international posting but this is the first time I have been asked to "declare" the content of domestic parcels. Well, sadly we already know what the British government thinks about respecting "its" citizens personal privacy so why shouldn't I have to sing out the content of my parcels in front of the whole post office? At least I don't have to complete a form the size of a book - yet - a type of documentation that every "agency" in the UK now seems to enjoy proliferating. A couple of months ago I was made aware that enamel paints - solvent based paints - were going to be restricted with a maximum amount allowed through the post and specific packaging requirements. The Royal Mail leaflet makes it clear that no amount is allowed to be posted - domestically or internationally - via their services. And this is confirmed at the Royal Mail's own website.

Teeny, tiny tins of model paint - prohibited goods according to Some Very Stupid People

Those little teeny tins of Humbrol paint that have been mail ordered with kits by small hobby shops and retailers for decades, without to the best of my knowledge ever causing any danger to anyone, are now banned from being posted in our ordinary mail. The leaflet requires safe posting to comply with national and international regulations (without specifying which ones) because the Royal Mail wants "to ensure the mail is safe for everyone" (pass the sick bag). It is always that kind of emotive appeal that is used to justify these nanny government sledgehammers as they crush our nuts. Risk aversion couldn't get much more risk averse. The cynic in me wonders where it will stop and the same cynic answers that it probably won't. It won't as long as Too Many Politicians suffocate us with regulation, more regulation and yet more regulation - all for our own good of course. With increasing numbers of people earning lucrative salaries and gold-plated pensions churning this stuff out day after day, in Brussels, in Westminster and even in local council offices, there is a vested interest in building empires, extending their control and proliferating red tape. And the sad irony is that it is ordinary taxpayers who fund most of the multi-tiered government "agencies" who tell them what they can and can't do in increasing areas of their once private lives.

Small retail and mail order businesses are most affected by this nonsense as they now have to send the teeny tiny tins of enamel paint by courier and pass on the additional cost of doing so to their customers, the ordinary taxpayers. This must especially affect those businesses whose main product is paint. How much business activity is suppressed by these unbelievably stupid and inflexible regulations? Big business can defray costs by bulk shipment - small businesses have to rely on the loyalty and perseverance of their customers. This nonsense doesn't contribute to a free and vibrant economy - it hinders it, but the taxpayer funded jobsworths who churn this stuff out don't have to compete in a free market - they get paid anyway. And the two things of which there is no shortage in nannied Britain is official stupidity and the projectile vomiting of red tape. You can find them both everywhere, usually hand in hand and spoiling your day.

I haven't finished with the Royal Mail yet. . . 

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not to put too fine a point on it but anywhere in your post that you have Britain, England, U.K., etc. you can insert United States. We are suffering from the same foolishness over here. Now to get WEM enamels the importer had to go through a courier which unavoidably jumped the price per tin up. They are worried up into a tizzy about these little tins of paint but somehow anthrax seems to make it the halls of Congress in the mail! I think the government is so bloated they have to invent new ways to protect us from ourselves to justify their jobs. Good grief they are telling us now that we can't use the lightbulbs we want to use. Eventually this whole charade will have to collapse upon itself from its own weight. You are telling it like it is Nick, Good! Pat D

Bob Alford said...

Thanks Nick. This stupidity is rampant everywhere. You have to declare everything in Australia as well and of course you have to pay extra for this 'service' that may or may not actually get the items to your door.

But the twisted logic that can only be dreamed up by shiny-arsed bureaucrats and their political 'masters' is that while the postal system, you innocent taxpayers and the ordinary public won't be devastated by the threat of these teeny tins of pigment, the couriers will!

Where do they get them...

These people have almost reached the heights of absurdity but unfortunately they have a long way to go in perpetuating their incompetence so brace yourselves.

Put them all in a dark room with a pack of cards each and let them play solitare...

Does anyone have a picture of the little Monk on the high stool writing some new law? That's what I'm reminded of.

Cheers in frustration.

Bob Alford
Lampang Thailand - not yet a nanny state but give them time.

Ken Glass said...

I would not discount a hidden hand, bent on serving the courier interests, in regard to this one.

Regards,
Ken Glass

Anonymous said...

Tell me about it.

I waited until we got in EU, to avoid excessive customs and VAT charges (we have a whopping 25% VAT in Croatia) and now I can't order any Xtracolor, WEM or Phoenix Precision paints at all from UK.

And no-one stocks them outside UK! Just Humbrol.

Makes a grown man cry, it does.

Vedran



Anonymous said...

Welcome in the world of foolys rules !!

Ricardo da Silva said...


Hello, I usually follow your fine blog. I would like to suggest you that added "Translate" gadget to your blog, wich one is available in google blogger options.
It will be so good because you have a very interesting information. That I can`t understand at all.
Thanks a lot
P.D.:SORRY FOR MI ENGLISH

Straggler 脱走兵 said...

Thank you Ricardo - a good idea!

Now added - see sidebar panel.

Regards
Nick